Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull!