3+ Funny Gollum Jokes - Curious Supply

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Scallop Jokes More Scallop Jokes

What's Gollum's favourite food?

Scallops, scallops!

How does a sea horse run?

Scallops!

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

Gollum Jokes

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

Love Card

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