Gollum Jokes

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull!

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Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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Scallop Jokes More Scallop Jokes

How does a sea horse run?

Scallops!

What's Gollum's favourite food?

Scallops, scallops!