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Gollum Jokes

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Scallop Jokes More Scallop Jokes

What's Gollum's favourite food?

Scallops, scallops!

How does a sea horse run?

Scallops!

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways