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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.