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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.