Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you