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Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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I Love Pizza & You

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank