Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.