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Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.