Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Allahu snackbar!

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Silver Mullet

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".