Amish Drive Jokes

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

Clip Clop Clip Clop Bang Jokes More Clip Clop Clip Clop Bang Jokes

What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

Bang Bang Jokes More Bang Bang Jokes

What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow