Amish Drive Jokes

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.

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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

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What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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