Amish Drive Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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An Amish drive by.

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

Clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

Clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP?

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What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.