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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."