Chinese Person Jokes

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Jackpot Jokes More Jackpot Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a cow make?

Sssssssss....

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?