Chinese Person Jokes

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

What Do You Call An Asian Billionare?

Cha Ching

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food

World Jokes More World Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.