Chinese Person Jokes

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes
Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Jackpot Jokes More Jackpot Jokes