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Chinese Person Jokes

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

World Jokes More World Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Jackpot Jokes More Jackpot Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.