Chlamydia Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

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What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

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What's the worst kind of media?

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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)