Chlamydia Jokes

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Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst Kind Jokes More Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Syphili Jokes More Syphili Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.