Chlamydia
A round of applause...because they all have the clap.
A rebel without applause.
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Financial aids!!
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Si-MOO-taniously
Jehovah's citruses.
Syphilis
Your mom.
To get to the other side.
Because he was a medium
A Casual Tee.