Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.