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Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

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What do you call a happy dolphin?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos