Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

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What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.