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Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos