Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout