Harley Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

Yea-mon

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis