Harley Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Dirt Bag Jokes More Dirt Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

Hoover Jokes More Hoover Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.