Infidel Jokes

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Infidel Castro Jokes More Infidel Castro Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

White Infidel Jokes More White Infidel Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Cuban Jokes More Cuban Jokes

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.