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Infidel Jokes

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

White Infidel Jokes More White Infidel Jokes

What is a terrorist's favorite wine?

White Infidel.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Cuban Jokes More Cuban Jokes

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi