By working at an abortion clinic. Or an orphanage.
He's always HARD at work.
He was on his coffin break.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
He flips houses.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They don't believe in higher powers.
Spam.
