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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

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