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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.