How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.