How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.