How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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What are the level differences between nannies?

The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.