How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

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Who has more testicles?

Contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What if one of your testicle is smaller than other?

What would you do

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.