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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the Bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

What's the best fantasy book?

A Bible

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!