Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.