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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!