How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow