How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)