How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.