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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.