How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

Because its not a Target.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.