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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.