How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.