How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW