How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.