How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.