How does the Mummy plan to destroy Supe...

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Lure Jokes More Lure Jokes

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Crypt Jokes More Crypt Jokes

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)