How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*