How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it