How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99