How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.