How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot