How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change??

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po