How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman