How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.