How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go