How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.