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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...