What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Revolver Camelot!

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Kurt and Rod

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.