What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss