What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*