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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!