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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch