What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch