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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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A back-handed compliment.

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Because Chernobyl fallout.

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They don't wanna be rushin

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A gramma ray

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When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.