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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan