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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.