What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.