What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is