What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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Icy dead people!

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I don't know. They've never tried.

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Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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With a chihuahua pedal.

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Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Depends.

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!