What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.