What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole