What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)