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What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.