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What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.