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What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.