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What do you call a dead baby,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.