What do you call a dead baby,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.