What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who?

Butcher your arms around me!

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.