What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

A Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Well...

That’s a deep subject.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call a Muslim cowboy?

Dirty hairy.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!