What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

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I reckon that fence is around a yard.

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Sum sing wong

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Brenda

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling